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Post: #1    PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:54 pm    Post subject: Malam pertama...kedua....dan ketiga..
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Dalam keheningan malam penuh syahdu, Ramli masuk ke
kamar kerana mengantuk.
Dilihat isterinya sudah
berselimut dari hujung rambut ke hujung kaki.
Malu
agaknya. Maklumlah malam pertama..." bisik hati Ramli.



Dimatikanya lampu dan ia pun berbaring di katil.

Dicelah2 saura kodok menyeru pasangannya , terdengar
suara isteri berbisik , penuh romantis ,
"Buah papaya dah masak ranum , bila tupai nak datang
merasa ?"
"Dah , apa citer ni ?" tanya Ramli dlm hati.
Separuh
malam dia terbaring berfikir.
"Oh , agaknya isteri ku
teringat kampung halaman.. sian.. sampai mengigau?
Takpelah , biarlah dia tidur" bisik hatinya penuh
understanding.


Mlm ke 2 adegan yg sama cuma dialognya agak berbeza.

Bisik isteri "Sawah bendang dah siap dibajak , bila pak
tani nak turun menyemai?" "kesiannya bini aku.. masih
ngigau lagi.. aku mesti cari penawar !" Ramli
bertekad.


Esok harinya , Ramli bercerita pada ayah yg kebetulan
datang untuk bertanya khabar ..pengantin baru' "Lah.."
keluh ayah Ramli , "aku antar belajar sampai
Universiti , benda cam ni pun kau tak paham?"

Ayahnya pun mula bercerita perihal adam & hawa , laila
& majnun , romeo & juliet... (yg relevan untuk pegantin
baru je!) Sepatah cakap orang putih "about the birds &
the bees". "oh. cam tu.
" sengih ramli , "baru saya
paham.
Taulah apa nak buat malam ni!"

Malam yg sangat ditunggu2 ramli pun tiba... adegan
sama dikamar tidur.

cuma kali ini isterinya membisu seribu bahasa. "lah..
nape pulak senyap.
takkan dia give up" tertanya2 si
Ramli.


Setelah sekian lama tanpa suara dari isteri , Ramli pun
berkata , "Dah lapar betul rasanya perut , boleh tupai
datang merasa?" Malam dingin semakin sunyi.. tak jawab
pun... "Kain pelikat dak disinsing rapi , boleh pak
tani turun menyemai ?" pun..masih takde jawaban...
Ramli mencuba lagi.

"Juruterbang dah siap sedia... boleh pesawat turun
mendarat ?"
Sayu sekali jawaban si isteri dari bawah selimut ,

"Maaf tuan... Landasannya baru saje banjir.....!"
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Post: #2    PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:14 pm    Post subject: RE: Malam pertama...kedua....dan ketiga..
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kempunan..tahan gersang la suami tu..
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xsemestinya kita mendapat apa yang kita kehendaki, akan tetapi
kita selalu dikurniakan apa yang kita perlukan..
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Post: #3    PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:27 pm    Post subject: RE: Malam pertama...kedua....dan ketiga..
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garudagu adoiyai... sian ramli.. ekeke... perlu pemahaman yg tggi cite neh..
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Post: #4    PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:11 am    Post subject: Re: RE: Malam pertama...kedua....dan ketiga..
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garudagu adoiyai... sian ramli.. ekeke... perlu pemahaman yg tggi cite neh..


btulla...aku pun bace 2x br paham.hehehe
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Post: #5    PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:46 am    Post subject: RE: Malam pertama...kedua....dan ketiga..
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btulla...aku pun bace 2x br paham.hehehe


rafidah, qasidah, jalan dah.... tipuk
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Post: #6    PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:52 pm    Post subject: Re: RE: Malam pertama...kedua....dan ketiga..
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rose_natasya wrote:
PhyNe-GurLz wrote:
btulla...aku pun bace 2x br paham.hehehe


rafidah, qasidah, jalan dah.... tipuk


canteekk..macam sengaje bace dua kali jek..haha..
len kali kalo nk wat majlis..mmg kene tanye si pengantin pompuan..kalu x, jgn arap la ade malam pertam..xpun minggu pertama..woohoo
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Post: #7    PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:35 am    Post subject: RE: Malam pertama...kedua....dan ketiga..
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wakakaka....lawak btul...apela lembab sgt laki die tuh...
mlm pertama bolela dimaafkan maybe die penat sbb bru abis majlis kawin..
yg second nite pun die wat bodo sape suh...hahaha...slow tul laaa... lawak
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Post: #8    PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:52 am    Post subject: RE: Malam pertama...kedua....dan ketiga..
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bini pandai berkias rupenye..
blaja2 tggi2 tpi klo x pham kiasan watpe..
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Post: #9    PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:00 pm    Post subject: RE: Malam pertama...kedua....dan ketiga..
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bila masa lak lam bilik ade papaya nih hahaa..
ade pokok ke lam bilik tido huhu
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Post: #10    PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:05 pm    Post subject: RE: Malam pertama...kedua....dan ketiga..
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dasat2..
ayat berbunga2 dan berkias2..
memang perlu pemahaman yang tinggi. bhawa
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Post: #11    PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:44 pm    Post subject: RE: Malam pertama...kedua....dan ketiga..
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wakakak..aku anta kau blaja tggi2 pon xgune..aakakakak
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Post: #12    PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:54 pm    Post subject: RE: Malam pertama...kedua....dan ketiga..
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huhu.. banjir sampai seminggu tu....sian tupai ngan pak tani..
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